Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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