At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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