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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.

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  I am not joking.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience

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• (585): View more from New York

  So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life

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• (817): View more from Texas

  he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here

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  on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends

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• (562): View more from California

  I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.

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• (925): View more from California

  My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage

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• (518): View more from New York

  I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not

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