You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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