Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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