I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My pussy is not your playground.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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