Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
