The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
