ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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