how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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