is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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