what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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