so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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