Do you still have your period?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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