Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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