i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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