you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
love makes seman taste better
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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