I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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