Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
