I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
she woke up with a sticky ear
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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