forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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