R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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