yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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