This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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