I'd wear matching sweaters with you
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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