hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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