Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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