haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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