you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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