He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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