I don't think brook has ever known best
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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