tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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