Life is so much better after having sex.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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