is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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