In the future we'll all be gay
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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