My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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