took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
