There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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