I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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