Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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