i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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