Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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