now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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