their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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