doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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