Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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