I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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