You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I DEMAND FORESKIN
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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