Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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