I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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