I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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