please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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