This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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