Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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