I think my vagina is haunted
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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