is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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