Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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